doryswithay:

busterfriendly:

gothsummer:

portable masturbatoriums as a metaphor for post-modern segregation of subcultures

i want my own jackoff pyramid too

wut

s3xnoise:

perfect

withhorses:

hiddleston-and-loki:

genius-horse-fangirling-who-can’t-handle-is-tongue

that’s the title.

I laughed so hard it took me like five minutes just to recover my breath. True story.

sassysharpshooter:

s0car:

willoughbywallabywoo:

“Tiny Bow & Arrow”

What you’ll need:

- sharp knife

- popsicle stick

- q-tip

-dental floss

omfg this is awesome… gonna do later.

thel10nking:

4nchors—4way:

ku-fucks-klan:

mean-gur1s:

thisishallopeen:

barackobama:

thekingdomofben:

Obama looking sassy 

hey girl

whY WOULD U EVER WANT TO VOTE FOR ANYONE ELSE

Call me maybe?

romney tryna tell me how to run the white house

he cant even get in

I love Obama omg

lolzpicx:

Books!

littleredstriderhood:

lightofmeridian:

MY MOM BROUGHT THIS FUCKIGN CARROT HOME FROM THE FARMERS MARKET ADN IM FUGCKIN SOOBBING I NCA NT

thats one sexy carrot

i-hope-there-are-bowties:

l

lichtenstrange:

justshootmeinthehead:

livef0ry0u:

did anyone else move there mouse to make it look like the cat was following it?

YES OMG

My mother doesn’t understand just how amusing this is